"you’ll get ink poisoning"
haha funny thing is, its actually impossible to get ink poisoning this way. the only way to get sick with ink is to eat around 16 pens full of ink to even be slighty harmful
when I was a kid, I actually ate the ink of a pen or two. Worried, my parents called animal control. Turns out that pens are soy based, so you really can’t get sick from eating them. That doesn’t mean you should try though.
Wait, why did your parents call animal control?
I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG
I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS
I CAN’T BREATHE
STILL MY FAVORITE THING EVER ON THE INTERNET!!!
It’s interesting that if it was a GUY saying those things, everyone would be all, “patriarchy! misogyny! rapist! self-entitled typical MAN! how dare you!”
maybe no one’s mad at this because typically when men say stuff like that they say it because they feel entitled to women and they disrespect a woman’s right to say no
and when cute lesbian cheerleaders say it they mean “please stop running from ur sexuality in order for ur parents to approve of u, we both know we’re in love so let’s just be together”