decj97:

okaymad:

women are not powerful?  oh please i can get your dick up in just a minute in public and there’s nothing you can do bout it

This scares me because it’s true

(via warmachine--68)

veganfuckstolemyshoes:

shut—up—harry:

hannah-sollux:

darning-socks:

"you’ll get ink poisoning"

haha funny thing is, its actually impossible to get ink poisoning this way. the only way to get sick with ink is to eat around 16 pens full of ink to even be slighty harmful

when I was a kid, I actually ate the ink of a pen or two. Worried, my parents called animal control. Turns out that pens are soy based, so you really can’t get sick from eating them. That doesn’t mean you should try though.

Wait, why did your parents call animal control?

(via rose-strilonde)

thetinydagger:

sassy-brain:

I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG

I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS

I CAN’T BREATHE

STILL MY FAVORITE THING EVER ON THE INTERNET!!!

(via tnuhelleinadyelah)

krudman:

the-average-gatsby:

thanks joffrey

What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?

(via annieedisons)

I just wanna make you cum, make you breakfast, and make you happy.

(Source: afrodite-xo, via sinn-derella)

basedmarina:

grrrlfever:

ekattri:

It’s interesting that if it was a GUY saying those things, everyone would be all, “patriarchy! misogyny! rapist! self-entitled typical MAN! how dare you!”

maybe no one’s mad at this because typically when men say stuff like that they say it because they feel entitled to women and they disrespect a woman’s right to say no

and when cute lesbian cheerleaders say it they mean “please stop running from ur sexuality in order for ur parents to approve of u, we both know we’re in love so let’s just be together”

image

(via strahovskii)

greathaircut:

i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it

you will need a little lid of water in there too

(via keepcalmandshowmesunshine)

What they really thought

(Source: damianswayned, via mirandaputsherbestbuttforward)

Second Son runs at 30fps. It’s 20fucking14 and it’s a PS4 game. Jesus christ.

(Source: rhythmic-setto)

forsakenbrainiac:

After watching tonight’s Game of Thrones episode.

(via hawkeye-needs-more-recognition)

(Source: soporfratremmortisest, via turianfetish)

(Source: doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, via turianfetish)

kurosukone:

crunchrapsupreme:

literally the most important show you’ll ever watch

YES. 

(via grandpoppy)

itsnotanaddiction:

pavinghellwithenergy:

nudityandnerdery:

I’d say Sokka is my favorite character on the show, but let’s be honest- they’re all my favorite character on the show.

guys remember that one time when sokka has a haiku rap battle

never forget

(Source: penguinsledding, via fangirld)

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